Ten Things To Do When He's Coding

1. Stop talking to him.
2. Don't ask him to make decisions about anything, not even "What do you want for dinner." (See #1)
3. If you break rules one and two, don't get offended when he says "I don't care." What he's really trying to say is HE DOES NOT CARE.
4. Plan things with your girlfriends.
5. Book a massage and a pedicure.
6. Settle in for a Ralph Fiennes or Hugh Grant movie.
7. Order dinner.
8. Call your mom.
9. Knit.
10. Go to bed early because your sleep will be interrupted when he rolls in at 4 a.m.