My non-pregnant body
My boobs are huge. Exxxxcellent. Normally, my husband would be thrilled except he's going nowhere near second base any time soon.
I now have clearly identifiable legs and butt instead of just one big hock. Some cottage cheese effect remains on the thighs, but I'm hoping once I start walking/exercising, that this disappears.
My wrists and ankles are back.
I have a waist again.
My stomach is back to pre-pregnancy shape, except now I have a black line running down from my belly button.
I have bags under my eyes from lack of sleep.
My hair is falling out.
My skin went from absolutely luminous immediately post-birth, to its current dry state. I can't seem to add enough moisturizer to un-dry it.
My upper arms are getting a workout from lifting baby. I'm also getting dextrous, pardon the pun -- I can now do thing with one hand while the other is holding a squirming baby. These activities include fixing his bedding, folding and refolding blankets, putting on my breastfeeding pillow, getting Vitamin D drops ready, answering the phone, putting cat food in cat food dish, etc. etc.
I should get out of my bathrobe and get out more.
I should shower more often.
I miss my pregnant body. I miss my bump.
My boobs are huge.
1 Comments:
Hey!
My wife has a huge boob, too!
Oh, you said "boobs"... as in plural...
Sorry!
John
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